HECKO POOKIES! I have a serious announce ment 4 you all! I will first lighten the mood by showing you all my MUSH. Please start this song before proceding further into the thread!!@@!!!!!!!! :3

QWQ Everyday I have my blueberry mush! and each mush comes with wisdom inside!!! today's mush says

"Learning has no limits" ISNT THAT AMAZING POOKIES UWU

Sadly my pookums what u are about to learn may not be what u want to here QWQ

The truth is I have been misleading u all. I am not an asian pookie grill like you all thought... Instead I am a JACKED CRACKER QWQ

I WAS TRICKING YOU ALL THIS TIME HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE.

I AM STRONGER THAN ALL OF YOU. EACH AND EVERY LAST POOKUM WOULD CRUMBLE BEFORE ME IN A DIRECT CONFRONTATION AND YOU ALL KNOW IT.

Any one who takes issue with this is free to face me in Riverfront Park. Spokane Washington. There are mutual combat laws there. But I must offer you some warnings QWQ

I have a 500 pound deadlift, 2 decades of high level wrestling experience, and I can run 3 miles in under 20 minutes. I am also skilled in astral projection and I have performed a ritual that will give me enhanced speed, strength, and endurance.

The power of my machine elves would be enough to stop the vast majority of you. Let alone any of you who would dare to head to Spokane to see the power of a warrior in person. I must also admit that I am no longer a natty.

That physique I posted and my elite level lifts were all achieved naturally. Imagine my power now that I am enhanced even further beyond that?

ANYWAYS THAT IS ALL POOKIES!!! ILY ALL SOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH AND I HOPE TO SEE U IN SPOKANE :3

Say hello to @SomeoneFromHungary and @azertyuioppmlkjhgfdsqwxcv, both of whom posted so quickly after completing registration that the spam filter thought they were bots.

@SomeoneFromHungary tried much harder of the two (although still a low bar, given the other guy just made a single-word comment) and had this to say about a faceless person on a cartoon cat website seeming to drink urine:

Well, that was sexy. My sausage hard as rock.

Edit: Would do it to you, if u have a nice puss.

https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/166505/me-drinking-my-piss

I swear im cookin with this brazilian therapy

One of the losers in yesterday’s Tokyo by-election was Hirotada Ototake, a disabled rights activist who was born without any limbs, and in 2016 had a scandal where it was revealed he was cheating on his wife with five different women. https://t.co/ea54UwxH5V pic.twitter.com/uQwQmRmodH

— Liam 🇵🇸 (@Hezbolsonaro) April 28, 2024

good day everyone.

i requested the grass award so i could take a break so i could focus on some personal work.

i could however not disappoint with my comeback. so here are some follow up pictures of me going out.

cookies anyone ?

for about 100pcs

12oz/350g flour

9.5oz/270g butter

6oz/175g white sugar

1.5 small spoonful of baking powder

a little bit of salt

3.5oz/100g chocolate chips black

1 egg

3g gingerbread/cookie spices

• weigh the flour and put it in a bowl for mixing

• weigh butter and place in pot to melt

• weigh sugar and add to butter when it has melted

• add baking powder to flour

• mix half a teaspoon of salt with flour

• ad cookie spices with flour and mix

• let the butter cool and add the egg (so you don't bake the egg)

• mix everything together in mixing bowl

• add chocolate chips IF it has cooled down enough (otherwise chocolate will melt)

• preheat oven to 400°f/200°c

• roll balls no larger than €1 piece

• set oven to 300°f / 170°c

• bake for 15-17 minutes

• cookies may come out a bit soft, but this is normal

i originally wanted to request the grass award a bit sooner because i wanted to take a break and possibly quit wpd. mainly because the voxtek drama was eating at me. link1 link2

like some user said. maybe i do really care to much about the users here.

has the site gone to shit without clitpeeler ? why ? the mods are doing their best to prevent all and any doxxing. you got 3 new awesome mods since clit left. none of them could replace him of course, but they are all unique in their own way.

please have fun on here instead of moping around gore. some of you only seem to be on here to find misery.

and for the love of god, please give more upvotes to each other instead of being self centered.

in closing:

anyhow, follow me for more shitposts like these. i'm hardly here for the gore.

the usual natsuki posting will commence shortly.

No one knows what happened.

A male neighbor smashed a 6-year-old girl with a hoe and her head was shot! Mother collapsed: her brains were dug out

A 6-year-old girl in Hunan, China, was playing in the yard with her friends when a male neighbor hit her on the head with a hoe. As a result, the girl's skull was shattered and she fell into a coma. There was blood all over the floor. After being sent to the hospital, she is still recovering. The intensive care unit is undergoing rescue operations, and the male neighbor has been controlled by the police.

According to Chinese media reports, the incident occurred at 10 a.m. on the 5th in Xiannvzhai Village, Louxing District, Loudi City, Hunan. Two girls were playing in the yard when a man with a hoe suddenly approached them and then turned towards them. A girl's head was smashed wildly, 4 or 5 times in total. The girl fell to the ground on the spot, her skull was shattered, her brains exploded, and there was blood all over the floor. The man then suddenly knelt down on the ground and his behavior was quite strange.

The mother of the victim girl said that the man who committed the attack was a neighbor and related to them, so when he approached her daughter, her daughter did not notice anything strange, but unexpectedly she was attacked by the man with a hoe. "That man had no grievances against us. Without any fuss, he used a hoe to dig out my daughter's head, and all the bones and brains in the skull were dug out."

The girl was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment. The doctor diagnosed her with partial loss of her right frontal bone, fracture of her right occipitofrontal and parietal bones, pneumocephalus, contusion and bleeding of her right frontal lobe, and subarachnoid hemorrhage. She may die at any time. She is currently being treated in the intensive care unit. , and the man who committed the crime has been controlled by the police. It is understood that the man had a history of mental illness, and further investigation is still pending.

SOURCES:

https://tw.news.yahoo.com/%E7%94%B7%E9%84%B0%E5%B1%85%E6%8C%81%E9%8B%A4%E9%A0%AD%E7%8B%82%E7%A0%B8-6%E6%AD%B2%E5%A5%B3%E7%AB%A5%E6%85%98%E8%A2%AB%E7%88%86%E9%A0%AD-%E6%AF%8D%E5%B4%A9%E6%BD%B0-%E8%85%A6%E6%BC%BF%E9%83%BD%E6%8C%96%E5%87%BA%E4%BE%86%E4%BA%86-063749615.html

https://www.sohu.com/a/610641497_121386912